Anonymous Asked:
There's this guy who has a crush on me, but there are two problems. One, he is really mean and I really don't like him, and two, I already have a boyfriend. He knows I already have a boyfriend, but he won't stop flirting with me, and I tell him to stop but he won't! What should I do? i suggest ignoring that motherfucker.
IT MAY SEEM NEAR FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
but it’s doable and shit if it doesn’t work and that motherfucker keeps trying to get his quadrantflirting on with you you tell that motherfucker to stick it where the sun don’t shine.
NOW I’VE BEEN ALL AND MOTHERFUCKIN INFORMED THAT VIOLENCE IS NOT
condoned as my best bro would put it with you fucking humans.
SO YOU CAN’T FORCE THAT MOTHERFUCKER TO LEAVE YOU THE FUCK ALONE.
all you can do is ignore the bastard or press motherfucking charges as you fuckers do if he gets all and physical with his shit.
OOC: Hiatus
Once again I’m going on hiatus!
Not because I don’t love you all because I do
But because I want to give my gamzee a break. I’ve been feeling like it’s been forced as of late and I don’t want yall to suffer through a forced gamzee give halfway decent advice.
So yes, Hiatus time.
I’m probably not going to close the ask box and I will come by time to time to answer any questions that might show up, but those times won’t be very often.
However, if for some reason you need advice right here and right now and can’t or don’t want to wait, contact me at my personal blog and I’ll give you advice. It won’t be as gamzee though if that makes any difference in your decision.
Thank you all for following me!
well right now all i can fuckin say to you is that now would be a good fuckin time to go see some professional help.
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GOT ALL THIS MENTAL SHIT GOING ON AND WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHY
but i bet with the right help and shit you’ll feel better soon.
THEY MIGHT GIVE YOU SOME OF THOSE PILLS AND SHIT
even fuckin though i ain’t likin most of that medication crap going down i can sure as fuck tell you it does fuckin wonders calming you down.
AS FOR ALL THAT BULLYING AND YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FRIGHT OF MEETING PEOPLE
you want to be alone for fucking ever?
I VERY MUCH DOUBT THAT, MOTHER FUCKER.
alls you gotta do is open up a bit.
IT’S HARD AS MOTHERFUCKING BALLS TO DO
but any motherfucker who likes you for you
AND TRUST ME MOTHERFUCKER YOU’LL KNOW THEM WHEN YOU MEET THEM
they’re the ones worth keeping near.
lifeaccordingtosarah Asked:
hEY, uHH, gAMZ, i WANT TO ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT MY MATESPRITE, hOW DO i GET HIM TO GET OFF HIS LAZY ASS AND WORK AROUND THE HOUSE, what the fuck are you doing with tavros’s quirk.
THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS FUCKING DEAD.
i could easily show you his body and head
I EVEN GOT HIS SPINAL MOTHERFUCKING CORD COMIN OUT OF HIS NECK.
but what the fuck ever.
FOR THAT LAZY MOTHERFUCKIN MATESPRIT
yes matesprit you motherfucking sorry excuse for a fucking troll imposter
ALL YOU GOTTA MOTHERFUCKIN DO IS TELL THAT MOTHERFUCKER ALL THAT HE’S GOT TO GET UP AND DO.
no more of that lazing around shit and tell him that you won’t stand for it.
Anonymous Asked:
Hey. Okay, so like, um My girlfriend of one year just told me she's trans gender and it's not like i have any problems with trans gender people, it's just, the thought of her becoming a guy makes me sick to my stomach and it's been driving me insane. please, help or give me something. it's killing me and i love her so much and i don't want this to split us apart. sorry motherfucker.
THIS IS ONE FUCKING THING YOU CAN’T DO SHIT ABOUT.
you just got to be all and honest with her.
YOU CAN FUCKING LOVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER ALL YOU FUCKING WANT UPSTAIRS
in that mind of yours
BUT IF YOU DON’T LOVE HER BODY
or his body rather
THAN YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH HIM.
don’t lead him on any longer than you have to.
SHIT LIKE THIS ISN’T ALL SUNSHINE AND FUCKING DAISIES.
tell him that you love him but you aren’t attracted to him as a male.
LET HIM KNOW THAT ALL THAT ISN’T HIS FUCKING FAULT.
that motherfucker will have a shit ton of problems and him thinking that he’s unattractive will do only harm to his mind.
BE THERE FOR THAT MOTHER FUCKER.
be polite be nice be there for him as a person for them to go to for comfort and shit.
BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL THAT MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU CAN’T PHYSICALLY LOVE THEM AS A FUCKING GUY.
well you get that thinkpan of yours out of this fuckin mindset for fuckin starters.
YOU DID THIS ALREADY ONE MOTHERFUCKING TIME.
yes it’s scary as fuck i’m not going to all and tell you sweet motherfuckin lies to delude you.
IT IS MOTHERFUCKING SCARY AND YOU HAVE EVERY FUCKING REASON IN THE WHOLE MOTHER FUCKIN WORLD TO THINK THAT.
it’s almost killed you once, you said that yourself.
ALMOST.
you lived through it once you can do it again.
YOU CAN BE STRONGER THAN THIS SHIT.
you did it when you were younger and you weren’t as fucking strong as you are now.
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK TO EXPECT WITH THIS SHIT.
so there is reason for you to be scared.
YOU WOULDN’T BE FUCKING HUMAN IF YOU WEREN’T.
death is a scary mother fucker but you escaped it once.
AND MOTHERFUCKER
i bet you can do it a second time.
Anonymous Asked:
Hello, Gamzee. I've always had problems with self-esteem and bullying, but I've been feeling better about myself now that I've found something I'm really interested in; Religion. Things have been going good, but for a while now people have been talking about me behind my back. Yesterday, I heard someone call me a 'witch', just because I happen to have found my path in a pagan religion with multiple deities. And they didn't even have the guts to say it to my face! What should I do? ignore those sons of motherfucking bitches.
IF THEY GOT THEIR WIMP ON AND TALKING ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING BACK
why the hell should you give them any of your time.
IF THEY CAN’T GET THEMSELVES TO SAY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING FACE THEY DON’T DESERVE ANY THOUGHT FROM THAT SHIT BETWEEN YOUR EARS.
do whatever it is you fucking want to do if soaking up the religiousness in some of that pagan shit that they don’t like then fuck them sideways with a fucking chainsaw.
THEY DON’T DICTATE SHIT WITH YOU.
all you gotta do is be what makes you happy.
Anonymous Asked:
How does one invite a lady to a no-strings-attached fling? Does one say something to the effect of "hey I think you're cute let's have sloppy makeouts, but don't get emotionally attached to me thanks" because I don't think that's a very sound idea. tell that motherfucker all that you want to have happen with her.
BEFORE YOU GET ALL THOSE JOLLIES ON LIKE I KNOW YOU FUCKIN WANT TO
just remember to treat this bitch right.
JUST BECAUSE SHE MIGHT BE ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKING BOOTY CALLS OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER
doesn’t mean you can’t treat her right.
OF COURSE IF SHE MOTHER FUCKIN SAYS NO
she is not obligated in the fucking least to have sex with you.
DO NOT FORCE HER INTO THAT SHIT.
trust me forced shit like that is not the fucking way to go.
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I’ll mess with it more later css is confusing and it’s not doing what I want. so bluh to it.
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Blog is going to be private for a while today while I update the theme for this thing. I’ll make another post when it’s back up!
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